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MONDAY, JULY 21, 2014

Move It or Lose It

The clearest answer to problems like this is to create a mass transit system of trolley cars, publicly available scooters, three-wheeled bicycles, and those rickshaw thingies people pull other people around in, like in that one Seinfeld episode.

-Afritos 18:14

Comments (185,987)

 

Park It or Booze It

Maybe drunk driving wouldn't be a big issue if drunks had more places to park.

-Afritos 17:39

Comments (33,420)

 

Where Do The Children Go?

To Philadelphia, where do you think?

-Afritos 14:32

Comments (989,421)

 

Afternoon Needle Pulling Thread

Try not to choke on your own dickishness.

-Afritos 12:13

Comments (367,689)

 

Wanker of the Day

An Actual Wanker

-Afritos 10:38

Comments (9,854,216)

 

SUNDAY, JULY 20, 2014

The President of the United States is a Black Person

I only wish I was able to say "The President of the United States is a Black Person From Philadelphia".

-Afritos 10:27

Comments (6,325,902)

 

So Utterly Pointless

I am not Afritos, I don't live anywhere near Philadelphia, and I rarely if ever have anything of value to say.

-Akkaturd 10:02

Comments (210,334)

 

Admit It

You kinda wish you were me.

-Afritos 09:27

Comments (378,274,316)

 

Sunday Mourning Thread

It's so sad that not a single comment in this thread will mean squat.

-Afritos 07:23

Comments (9,435,819,316)


SATURDAY, JULY 19, 2014

Parking Porn

Mmmmm... parking....

-Afritos 08:03

Comments (989,450,375)

 

Morning Thread

It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

No, really. It is.

-Afritos 07:44

Comments (3,678)

 

Buy Some Crap

Or I will make you wanker of the day

-Afritos 06:15

Comments (7,699)

 

FRIDAY, JULY 18, 2014

My Favorite Band

For some reason.

Afritos 07:45

Comments 9,889,000)

 

Krugman Gets Paid More Than Me

And yet lives nowhere near Philadelphia.

-Afritos 06:23

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POPULAR POSTS

  • Completely fucking stupid idiots who don't live in Philadelphia have no idea where to park, and part of the reason for this is that they are all completely fucking stupid idiots..

  • You think it's easy sitting on my roof all day making barbecued shrimp while looking down on all the completely stupid fucking idiots trying to park?

  • East Coast liberals born in the 1970s pretty much are the smartest people ever.

  • I'm watching you from my roof where I am barbecuing shrimp and you're doing it all wrong. And I don't even own a car.

  • Sometimes I think if I have to look at this stupid baby blue screen full of idiot commenters saying stupid shit one more day that I may actually buy a gun and go shoot up a parking garage.

  • Includes a brilliant metaphor for the way stupid fucking Republicans are fucking up the economy.

  • Bruce should have included a verse about how hard it is to find parking.

  • Does David Brooks own a car? Does Jonah Goldberg know the first thing about barbecuing shrimp?

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